Wile E. Coyote
Head instructor
Has personally tested every product in the ACME catalog, mostly by accident. Teaches the Crash Course at both lakes.
About
A desert outfitter that tests everything the hard way
ACME Foils started as one coyote, one catalog order and one very long fall. Today it runs two lakes and a shop, and it exists so SiFly can try every feature with real money before a dealer does.
The crew
Road Runner
Rentals
Runs the hourly rental fleet at Mesa Flats. Does not stop to chat.
Taz
Multi-day tours
Hands out Tasmanian Tour boards at the Canyon shop and checks them back in, usually in one piece.
Why this store exists
SiFly Central runs storefronts for real eFoil dealers. Some things can only be proven with a real payment: a card charge settling, a damage hold releasing, a refund arriving, tax landing on the right line.
ACME Foils mirrors every feature a live dealer has switched on, with prices of a few dollars, so the SiFly team can buy, book and refund end to end without touching a real dealer's store. Nothing here is copied from a real business.